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 The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? | Woody Allen |
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Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. | Woody Allen |
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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. | Woody Allen |
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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. | Woody Allen |
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Tradition is the illusion of permanance. | Woody Allen |
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. | Woody Allen |
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. | Woody Allen |
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? | Woody Allen |
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When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. | Woody Allen |
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Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen. | Woody Allen |
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? | Woody Allen |
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. | Woody Allen |
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. | Woody Allen |
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