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 A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
| Mark Twain | 
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A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. | Mark Twain |
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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. | Mark Twain |
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A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but
to make people angry enough to do something about it. | Mark Twain |
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Adam was but human, this explains it all. He did not
want the apple for apple’s sake, he wanted it only
because it was forbidden. | Mark Twain |
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Ain’t we got all the fools in town on our side? And
hain’t that a big enough majority in any town? | Mark Twain |
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence and
then success is sure. | Mark Twain |
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. | Mark Twain |
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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. | Mark Twain |
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An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before. | Mark Twain |
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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough. | Mark Twain |
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. | Mark Twain |
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Be good and you will be lonesome. | Mark Twain |
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Be virtuous, and you will be eccentric. | Mark Twain |
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Civilization is limitless multiplication of unnecessary
necessaries. | Mark Twain |
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