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 My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. | Woody Allen |
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. | Woody Allen |
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. | Woody Allen |
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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. | Woody Allen |
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. | Woody Allen |
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Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. | Woody Allen |
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Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. | Woody Allen |
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. | Woody Allen |
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Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words. | Woody Allen |
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. | Woody Allen |
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. | Woody Allen |
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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. | Woody Allen |
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The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone. | Woody Allen |
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. | Woody Allen |
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