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 It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
| Woody Allen | 
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. | Woody Allen |
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It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there
when it happens. | Woody Allen |
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It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. | Woody Allen |
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It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. | Woody Allen |
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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look. | Woody Allen |
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. | Woody Allen |
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Life is a concentration camp.
You’re stuck here and there’s no way out
and you can only rage impotently
against your persecutors. | Woody Allen |
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. | Woody Allen |
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. | Woody Allen |
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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. | Woody Allen |
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Marriage is the death of hope. | Woody Allen |
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. | Woody Allen |
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly. | Woody Allen |
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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. | Woody Allen |
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