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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
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Make it a point to do something every day that you don’t want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
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Man– a creature made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.
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Man is the only animal that blushes, Or needs to.
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Modesty died when clothes were born.
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Never learn to do anything : if you don’t learn, you’ll always find someone else to do it for you.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.
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Nothing that grieves us can be called little : by the eternal laws of proportion a child’s loss of a doll and a king’s loss of a crown are events of the same size.
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One of the most startling differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
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The secret source of humour is not joy but sorrow; there is no humour in heaven.
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There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.
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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
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