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 There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
| Will Rogers | 
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. | Will Rogers |
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We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. | Will Rogers |
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We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. | Will Rogers |
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We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. | Will Rogers |
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You can’t say that civilizations don’t advance, for in
every war they kill you a new way. | Will Rogers |
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You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. | Will Rogers |
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