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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.	Groucho Marx
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.	Groucho Marx
There’s one way to find out if a man is honest– ask him. If he says, “Yes”, you know he is a crook.	Groucho Marx
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.	Groucho Marx
Women should be obscene and not heard.	Groucho Marx