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 Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. | Douglas Adams |
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He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. | Douglas Adams |
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. | Douglas Adams |
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. | Douglas Adams |
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. | Douglas Adams |
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In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. | Douglas Adams |
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It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. | Douglas Adams |
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It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear. | Douglas Adams |
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Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. | Douglas Adams |
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. | Douglas Adams |
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Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space. | Douglas Adams |
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The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79. | Douglas Adams |
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. | Douglas Adams |
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The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. | Douglas Adams |
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