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 Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born
at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
| Mark Twain | 
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Make it a point to do something every day that you don’t
want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the
habit of doing your duty without pain. | Mark Twain |
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Man– a creature made at the end of the week’s work
when God was tired. | Mark Twain |
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Man is the only animal that blushes, Or needs to. | Mark Twain |
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Modesty died when clothes were born. | Mark Twain |
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Never learn to do anything : if you don’t learn, you’ll
always find someone else to do it for you. | Mark Twain |
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after
tomorrow just as well. | Mark Twain |
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Never put off until tomorrow what you can
do the day after tomorrow just as well. | Mark Twain |
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Nothing that grieves us can be called little : by the
eternal laws of proportion a child’s loss of a doll and a
king’s loss of a crown are events of the same size. | Mark Twain |
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One of the most startling differences between a cat and
a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. | Mark Twain |
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The difference between the right word and the almost
right word is the difference between lightning and the
lightning bug. | Mark Twain |
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you
don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d
rather not. | Mark Twain |
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The secret source of humour is not joy but sorrow;
there is no humour in heaven. | Mark Twain |
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There are several good protections against temptation,
but the surest is cowardice. | Mark Twain |
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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. | Mark Twain |
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