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 I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
| Mark Twain | 
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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. | Mark Twain |
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. | Mark Twain |
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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. | Mark Twain |
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. | Mark Twain |
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know. | Mark Twain |
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. | Mark Twain |
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If you pick up to starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you. That is the principal difference
between a dog and a man. | Mark Twain |
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. | Mark Twain |
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In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language. | Mark Twain |
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In statesmanship get the formalities right, never mind
about the moralities. | Mark Twain |
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It were not best that we should all think alike; it is
difference of opinion that makes horseraces. | Mark Twain |
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. | Mark Twain |
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and
the blind can read. | Mark Twain |
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Let us be thankful to the fools. But for them rest of us
could not succeed. | Mark Twain |
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